I really, really miss you. 

Dear thighs, 

I really despise you sometimes. 

Dear Boca,

I hate you. 

Dear my 2001 Kia Sportage (Phoebe),

You are a trooper. Thank you for being great. 

Dear Naomi Davis,

You and your family are perfect. But I need to stop wishing I had your life, so I can happily live mine. 

Dear JonBenet,

I still wonder who did that to you. I'm so sorry. 

Dear fall in NYC, 

Pretty depressed I'm not witnessing you right now. 

Dear fall in Florida, 

You suck. But I'm happy I can at least go to the beach. 

Dear You,

I really, really like you. I want this to go somewhere. Sorry if that is too forward. I'm just scared our lives won't sync, as we are in two completely different phases of life. I don't know. 

Dear water,

I love you.